i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.
You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.
what’s going on over here?
I just choked
tumblr country wars are the best
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
wow it’s 420/420/420. this date will never happen again in our lifetime.